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i noticed this interesting dig on Lehman bro's at Rashmi Bansal's youth curry blog. i am posting the same here for a light laugh. its the front page of webchutney.com.
A forward sent to me by my friend, it contains the right amount of wit to sail through the dark looming F crisis. i quote few best ones among them..
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $24 per share. (But then, you paid $54 per share....)
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.
I had a cheque returned earlier. "Insufficient Funds" Mine or the banks?
1st friend:You have invested so heavily in stocks, yet you say you sleep like a baby?
2nd Friend:I sure do.I wake up every hour and cry...!!
1 comment:
I feel that the USA MArkets Downfall have only affected us by RUMOURS and SPECULATIONS..
For long time investors
I would sugges that u have all ur liquidity ready and put it in the market when the sensex reaches near 8000... my expectations were touched today by the markets, people who have taken my advise last week not to invest have found the reason WHY>???
For small time investors i would suggest u to write ur finacial details and i shall suggest u a piece of advise wat can be best be done....
Sensex would be slow for another few months...
whether its lemman or meryll linch.. we are only affected by MERE RUMOURS since INDIA HAS A VERY STRONG LIQUITY FACTOR and BANKS HAVE A GOOD BALANCE SHEET..
SO U ARE SAFE IN INDIA,,,,
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